Tiger Rag

Party Animals

Party Animal Pinball Game

Discount Hunter

I saw this sign at boneshakers the other day and got to wondering,....

with this recession and all,

 I could save a little money if I started to wear spandex to get my coffee.

But do you think if I showed up wearing this it counts?  

If I was denied I could claim spandexism..

It's pretty obvious that's what it would be. 

Cover me with Animal Prints